- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

The power to make food slightly smaller.

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

the ability to spin gold into straw

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to see through clear glass.

the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

The power to not get shit d*ck

The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

Pointless Super Powers