The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to make everything worse

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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power to fly when your underwater

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!