the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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to poop a penny every year

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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the ability to see through air

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!