- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to stare directly at the sun

The ability to be heard in space

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The ability to change the color of your poop

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

Pointless Super Powers