the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to read your own mind

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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the power to jizz money

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the power to get married

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!