- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to find spare change in the sofa

the power to eat cheese 24/7

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

Pointless Super Powers