The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to not have a superpower

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to never come into existence

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!