- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

power to age faster

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to turn into a pebble

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power of becoming an apple tree

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

Pointless Super Powers