The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

to not blink for 5 seconds

power to breath fire but only through your nose

The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

the power to like Hilary Clinton

To have the power to give yourself a disease

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to die on command.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to not write pointless powers.

ability to run very fast forever

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!