The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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to do nothing

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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yo mama

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!