The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to a nokia phone.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to be alone

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!