- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

Having taste buds in your anus.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to have gravity.

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The ability to poop glue.

The power to shrink boobs

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power of learning

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

the power to sleep while standing!

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power to keep up with the kardashians

Pointless Super Powers