The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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To never remember what the word if means

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to die

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the power to die

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the power to like justin beiber

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!