The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to be normal.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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to do nothing

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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open up pickles glass

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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75% levitation

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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the power to summon a pen, once

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!