- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to chew with your tongue

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The ability to pee while standing up for men

The power to see but only with eyes????

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

the power to be Justin bieber

The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

The power to become powerless

The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

Power to make it rain sideways.

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to make lipstick fly

Pointless Super Powers