the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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The power to piss lemon juice

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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The power to run in an endless circle

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The power to procrast ....

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!