having superpowers during the inquisition

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to recognize a Jackson Pollock painting from blobs of paint.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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the power to have sex but only with goats

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The power to be a fan of Rosie O'donell

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The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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the power to become pointless

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The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!