The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The ability to understand abstract art.

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the power to turn apartly invisible

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The ability to die at will.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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The Power of double posting.

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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Liam Brudenell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!