the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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the ability to become black.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!