Power to not Sleep during Finals.

The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

the power to see through water.

The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

The power to have the aim of Torres

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

The power to not have a power.

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

The power to predict the past.

The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to know who farted at any time.

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

the ability to think of pointless superpowers

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!