The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to never finish your sente

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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The power to dickfart.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!