The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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the power to have a larger erection, but only when your alone.

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the power to grow hair 0.00000000001% faster

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning from your hands

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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The power to be half invisible

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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The power to run faster than you walk.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!