The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power of walking on land

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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the power to control nothing

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The power of Being stupid

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to taste the air.

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!