The Power the run away when there is a crime

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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Power to not have any power.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to not have any powers

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The ability to to remove any organs.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!