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The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.
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The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!
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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time
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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.
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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.
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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.
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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.
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The power to eat your own face.
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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away
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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos
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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name
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The power to eat junk food at light speed
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The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....
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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.
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The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes
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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?
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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.
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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground
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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air
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The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.
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The power to be powerless
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The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.
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The superpower of having no superpower.
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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!