The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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the power to fail at life

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the ability to be tied to train tracks

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the ability to lie and never be believed

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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the power to shit brix

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to circumcise yourself

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!