- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to die when you get old

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to see oxygen.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to be an idiot.

The power to be missed when present.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power of 12% levetation

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to turn into a pebble

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

Pointless Super Powers