- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to be missed when present.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

power to age faster

The power to turn into a pebble

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The ability to see into the present.

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The ability to change your weight

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

the power to fax people with your mind

The power to fly, but only fly north

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

Pointless Super Powers