Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to find spare change in the sofa

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The ability to change the color of your poop

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

The power to speak to toasters

Meltman, with the power to melt!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!