The power to rot food at will.

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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the power to smell like feet

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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the power of being republican

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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The ability to think the world is flat

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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The power to turn gold into dust

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!