The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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the power to control nothing

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the power to see through water.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to write pointless power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!