- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be obama only if your obama

the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

Faster than a loaded bullet!

The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to communicate with earthworms.

The power to punch that like button

The power to...lick you're nose

The power to make your feet stink like crazy

Liam Brudenell

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

The power to speak using their mouth

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

being able to turn lead into dolphins.

the power to teleport 1 inch every year

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

The Power to f* her right in the p*y!!

The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

The power to talk to animals. Especially when you tell your friend to dress like one.

Pointless Super Powers