the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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the power to burp a fart

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The power to run in an endless circle

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The ability to goatse instantly

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The power to rot food at will.

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!