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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to have children at will.

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to know where Waldo is

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!