- Pointless Super Powers

power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

the power to divide by 0

The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

The power to have cancer.

The power to make deaf people see again.

The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

The power not to find what you are looking for.

The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

The power to fart snot

the power to never get spam

The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

meh.

The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

The power of divide by zero... yourself

the power to poo pineapples

to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

The power to go back in time but never go forward

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!