The power to not have superpowers

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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the power to make food shrimp.

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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The ability to bleed lava

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!