The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The power to predict the past

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The power to grammar.

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The powers of a burnt face

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!