The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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LIME

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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Retractable teeth

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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To stab Djones

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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the power to dance in the dark

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to sit anywhere

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!