The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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THA PWR 2 MiiSSPELL ERRTHANG WHiiLE WRiiTiiNG iiN AWL CAPz ONE THA iiNTERNET

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The power to watch grass grow

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!