The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The power to piss lemon juice

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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the ability to hover

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The power to procrast ....

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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the power to think of powers

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to be bradley

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!