- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to STFU!

The power to taste the food you deficate

To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

the ability to have a useless ability.

Diamond hard left nipple!

The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

the ability to think you can fly

THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

The power to lick your own tongue

A cat with human-like reflexes.

The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

The ability to see your own imagination.

The power to piss lemon juice

The power to kill Pedobear.

The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

ability to find good woman drivers

The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

The ablity to crash your computer.

The power to talk and listen at the same time

The power to kill any conversation you have.

Pointless Super Powers