the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The power to have cancer.

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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to be bradley

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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meh.

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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the power to never get spam

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!