the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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The ability to goatse instantly

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!