The power to make a few turtles fly

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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the abillity to fart at will

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

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the power to say you have no power

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The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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The power to walk through the opened doors

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

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the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

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the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

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The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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The ability to look really good, but your invisible.

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the power to sit down in mid air

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The power to instantly become pregnant

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to be under 9000

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The power of walking on land

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!