The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to dickfart.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to die at will.

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!