The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to sweeten sugar

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!