The power to talk in sign language.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to not have a power.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to have sex with anyone you like except human beings. -Shandric

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power of Being stupid

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The ability to handle the truth.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!