The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to see through windows

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!