The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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the power to misspell

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!