The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to not do it.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!