- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

The super power to shine in daylight

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

The Power of Anti-Sex

The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

Pointless Super Powers