- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The ability to die on command.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to summon cops to arrest you

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to hold your breath when you die

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

the power to change people socks on command

The power to kill someone with a knife

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

Pointless Super Powers