- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power to absolutely nothing

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power that will grant you no power.

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The power of 12% levetation

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The power to not do it.

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power to lick your own balls!!!

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

The power to get off the internet and do something productive

Pointless Super Powers