- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The ability to not have a super power.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The abilty to go through water.

The power drown in water

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to not write pointless powers.

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

the power to enter a coma.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to wish you had a power

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

Pointless Super Powers