The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to die at will

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!