The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!