The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to read this.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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the power to get sick

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!