The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The ability to jump

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to become famous on vine

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!