The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!